A magazine recently ran a 'Dilbert quotes' contest. They were looking for people to submit quotes from their real-life Dilbert type managers. Here are some of the finalists.
"As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building using individual security cards. Pictures will be taken next Wednesday and employees will receive their cards in two weeks."
"What I need is a list of specific unknown problems we will encounter."
"e-mail is not to be used to pass on information or data. It should be used only for company business."
"Doing it right is no excuse for not meeting the schedule."
"No one will believe you solved this problem in one day! We have been working on it for months. Now, go act busy for a few weeks and I will let you know when it is time to tell them."
Quote from the boss: "Teamwork is a lot of people doing what I say."
Scientists say one out of every four people is crazy. Check three friends, if they are okay, you are it.